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Apologetix - Bone Digger (Jesus Version of Kanye’s Gold Digger)

I’m driving home from work one day and I came across what I thought to be Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again On My Own, but after giving it a second, I heard this instead :

And Here I go against all I’ve known
Though I’m down and out I know I’m not alone
By the Scriptures,I was warned so long ago
And I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t waiting for more signs
‘Cause here I’m born again!

Back that shit up! Seriously? Oh god, I almost wrecked my vehicle from laughing so damn hard at what I was listening to. Being the person I am, I ordered the CD and I’m going to present to you the highlight of the entire album. An anti-evolution song that parodies Mr. West’s tale of gold diggin’ whores?

I love this planet.

/Now I ain’t hatin’ on the bone diggers, but I say evolution don’t figure

AWESOME! It’s like retarded Jesus Weird Al. They’re on Wikipedia.